May 2012
187 posts
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when my partner and i own the beer pong table the...
I’m just like:
May 17th
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when i mess up my sibling's room...
its like:
May 14th
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when i pass an exam without studying...
its like:
May 14th
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when birds wake me up in the morning...
i just wanna:
May 14th
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when someones calls me retarded...
I’m like:
May 14th
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when someone eats my food and I'm high as fuck...
im like  
May 14th
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when someone interrupts me...
I’m just like:
May 12th
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when i think about disney and nickelodeon today...
compared to my childhood, I’m just like:
May 12th
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a week before summer...
and I’m just like:
May 12th
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When I'm high as fuck and i hear sirens...
I’m just like:
May 12th
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When a guy talks about how many girls he's hooked...
I’m just like:
May 12th
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When a guy tries to take me to his place...
I’m just like:
May 12th
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When somebody changes a song i liked at a party...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When someone tells me to eat healthier...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When i grammatically correct peoples' Facebook...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When someone calls me a slut...
i just say:
May 12th
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After i burp publicly...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When my friends talk about drinking less...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When a guy is too into himself...
I’m just like:
May 12th
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When guys play hard to get...
I’m like:
May 12th
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When someone tells me theres a bug on me...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When someone tells me they don't eat fast food...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When i show up to party and all the alcohol is...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When somebody says poms is the same thing as...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When my parents pass on their shitty genes...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When i was on spring break...
I was like:
May 11th
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When someone asks me why don't like to date frat...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When someone invites me to a graduation party...
I’m like:
May 11th
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When I'm driving and pedestrians take forever...
I’m like:
May 10th
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When someone in your family eats your leftovers...
May 10th
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When a girl comes up to me at a party...
and yells in my face that she’s soooooo drunk, I’m like:
May 10th
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When someone asks to take a picture with me...
I’m like:
May 10th
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When I'm at a bar...
full of hott guys, I’m like: full of grenades, I’m like:
May 10th
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When someone asks me what i like to do on my free...
I’m like, well:
May 10th
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When a keg goes dry...
everyones like:
May 10th
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When i woke up in the morning...
after a night to celebrating my last final, i was like:
May 10th
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Whenever you insult a frat boy...
they immediately say:
May 10th
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When you're short of liquor...
and somebody drops some, I’m like:
May 10th
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When obama became president...
shit was like:
May 10th
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When somebody uses the last bits of toilet...
its like:
May 10th
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When i have a blunt or cig ready, but i can't find...
I’m like:
May 10th
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When someone says they'll smoke me out...
I’m like:
May 10th
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After i use the bathroom...
its like:
May 10th
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When a dude asks me why i turned lesbian...
I’m like:
May 10th
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after a one night stand...
May 10th
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When britney spears made a comeback...
we was like:
May 10th
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When dudes see girls without make up...
they’re like:
May 10th
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When i go home for the summer after a year of...
I’m like:
May 10th
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I had dream about finals week...
May 10th
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When girls started shaving parts of their head...
dudes around the world were like:
May 10th
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